i havent eaten an apple in days. the doctors are closing in. my barricade wont last much longer. theyre coming. tell my family i love them

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idk why anyone would be interested in me romantically i literally watch netflix, complain, and wear the same four to five outfits with different mixes and matches all the time

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why is “fuck you” an insult like hell yea fuck me fuck me hard

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If I’m comfortable with you, I’ll:
  • be able to hold a conversation that lasts for over five minutes
  • tell you weird and personal details about myself
  • share dumb youtube videos and music with you
  • say “I NEED TO PEE” instead of just brb
  • type strangely

If i’m extra comfortable with you I’ll do all that and:

  • talk casually about porn and really perverted thoughts 
  • actually tell you when i’m upset 
  • try to make conversation with you 
  • just generally act really silly when I’m in a good mood
  • tell you jokes even if they’re bad 

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I’m just a needy piece of shit that needs constant reassurance that I’m wanted

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i dont chase after men but if he has tattoos and muscles a bitch just might power walk

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